Older Women

[akflightmedic]

I met an older woman at a club last night.

This isn't usually my thing, but she was attractive enough

for a 50-year-old. We had a few drinks, danced a little

bit, and the next thing you know my hand was caressing her

thigh and she was whispering dirty nothings in my ear.

She asked me if I'd ever had a sportsman's double, a mother

and daughter 3-some?

I said no. We drank a bit more, then she says tonight was

my lucky night.

We went back to her place. She put the hall light on and

shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

[mrmeaner]

Good one!

So did you go home smelling of Ben-gay and shame?

[Michael]

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[firedoc5]

Older women make beautiful lovers. But I can't complain about the young one's either.

[louise911]

lmao

[DwayneEMTP]

Good one!

So did you go home smelling of Ben-gay and shame?

How in the heck did you somehow get the impression that ak has shame? :shock:

Dwayne

[firedoc5]

You know you might be in trouble if you see Geritol in the bathroom. :oops:

[mrmeaner]

How in the heck did you somehow get the impression that ak has shame? :shock:

Dwayne

The smell of shame may not have come from him. :wink:

[DwayneEMTP]

The smell of shame may not have come from him. :wink:

[Richard B the EMT]

Oy! If I wished to regress to my male pig days, do I have some stories to tell!