Lie Detector

[akflightmedic]

LIE DETECTOR!

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school.

Tommy was over 2 hours late.

'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' asked John. 'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.'

'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy.

'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.

'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

The ro bot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one!

You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

[ladybear]

busted!

[Richard B the EMT]

busted!

Big Time!

[Michael]

>A quip made by a man from one of the [ancient Roman] provinces is well known. In appearance he closely resembled the emperor, and on his coming to Rome the likeness attracted general attention. Augustus sent for the man and on seeing him said: "Tell me, young man, was your mother ever in Rome? "No," replied the other and, but could not resist adding: "But my father was -- often."<

[Richard B the EMT]

The wife of Augustus Cesare was having a lot of trouble delivering the baby.One of the 2 doctors on scene asked the other "Cesarian?", to which the other replied, "The child had better be!"

PS:The spell check confirmed the spelling, which I still think is incorrect!

[Chief1C]

Cesarean.

[Amhet1]

Maybe thats the french spelling, Richard

[Michael]

[web:16970269f5]http://www.eduqna.com/Words-Wordplay/3386-3-words-wordplay.html[/web:16970269f5]

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[firedoc5]

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies. - Words to live by.