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A Very Short Story

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tniuqs

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Recently I was asked to run a marathon.

At first I said,

'Naaahhh!'

Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped

and blind kids.'

Then I thought........

Fuck...I could win this.......!

firedoc5 Newbie

firedoc5

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I'd still come in last. I'd start puking after the first 300 yards anymore.

itku2er Newbie

itku2er

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Hey maybe I could come in second after turnip and lone star so guys how fast can your walkers go? :twisted: :twisted:

Lone Star Newbie

Lone Star

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Hey maybe I could come in second after turnip and lone star so guys how fast can your walkers go? :twisted: :twisted:

"Ancient Chinese Secret"

itku2er Newbie

itku2er

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"Calgon Take me AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Just Plain Ruff Rookie

Just Plain Ruff

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Terri stop showing your retirement age. I'll bet that no-one under 25 can tell you what that commercial was all about.

If they can it means they watch tv land

itku2er Newbie

itku2er

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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

Lone Star Newbie

Lone Star

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Ooh! ooh! Mr. Ruffles! Mr. Ruffles! I got a note from Epstein's mother that says I know what it means!

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