Sometimes renting makes far more sense

[letmesleep]

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid heather $49

million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year

relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him

$26,849 per time.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call

girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges

$4,000 an hour. For anything!

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5

years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night

for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot

babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests,

ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and

complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're

done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no

legal fees.

Sometimes renting makes far more sense.

[Kaisu]

After two failed marriages, I think the next time I will find a total stranger and give him half my assets.. save myself a lot of grief....

[EMT_hopeful]

thats great ive never thought of it like that...im gonna rent from now on

[itku2er]

*Do they have a male model of her?* *starts saving pennies!*