Medical abbreviations we would like to see!!

[Richie911]

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MEDIC = MOST EDUCATED DOUCHBAG IN CHARGE

EMT-B = EVERY MEDICS TAXI BOY

[Richard B the EMT]

Legal reminder:

WNL does NOT mean "Within Normal Limits" when used for vital signs.

As per the lawyers, it means "We Never Looked."

Also not recommended: phrase "No sails on the horizon", meaning the EKG shows asystole, particularly if family is within earshot.

[Arizonaffcep]

SNAFU=Situation Normal, All Fucked Up

PARAMEDIC=Paranoid And Radically Arrogant Medical Emergency Dickhead In Charge

AMFYOYO=Adios Mother Fucker, You're On Your Own!

[Lone Star]

SOS/DFD - Same Ol' Shit, Different Freakin' Diaper

[jmp6753]

TMB-Too many birthdays

TMCB-Too many cheeseburgers

[itku2er]

GTFOMP- Get The F*** off my planet.

[EMS_GIRL]

CATS---- Cut all to Shit (trauma PT)

CCFCCP---Coo Coo for Cocoa puffs (For the whacked out junkie)

[sowenstech]

For Jumpers: Concrete Poisoning

And for the people I work with who are on their fourth

or fifth try at testing out:

CPR=Can't Pass Registry

[becksdad]

aklandrews, we always called that one TACHYLORDIOSIS.

Happens a lot after dey done fell out from not takin der peanutbutter balls (phenobarbital).

[Timmy]

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All mean home time!!