Bubba calls the lawyer............

[letmesleep]

(Bruce darlin', thought you might enjoy this one!!!)

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're

suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"

Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.

And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants Fer makin' them

fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all Them burgers an' fries, is that

true, Mista Lawyer?"

Sure is, Bubba."

And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she Was gave that

hot coffee that she ordered?"

Yep."

And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and

still couldn't read?"

That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue

Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"

[Richard B the EMT]

Ouch!

[itku2er]

Bubba's last date!!!

[Richard B the EMT]

Wait a minute, Itku, isn't that first picture Bubba himself while at Attica Correctional Facility, NY State Bureau of Prisons?

[itku2er]

Sorry richard I was wrong here is bubba's date picture thanks for clarifying that one.... :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Richard B the EMT]

That is Bubba's DATE?

Must have been love at first sight.

Excuse me until I stop shaking. From fear.

[spenac]

I am so glad I'm married and don't go out drinking. Of course may be scarred for life from those images. ](*,)

[itku2er]

here is spenac's last date before he got married............ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Bubba's sister bubbetta :!: :!:

[Richard B the EMT]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!

Damn, you just cured my hiccups.

For life!

[itku2er]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!

Damn, you just cured my hiccups.

For life!

You are most welcome Richard now I expect my payment in small unmarked bills............ :twisted: