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My internist referred me to a female urologist.

I saw her yesterday and she is gorgeous.

She's beautiful and unbelievably sexy.

She told me that I have to stop masturbating.

I asked her why and she said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you...'

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That's nothing.

I had to have my prostate examined the other day. I'm still wondering how he did it with both hands on my hips.

:oops:

I had the same problem, only my doctor was female!! :shock:

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I had the same problem, only my doctor was female!! :shock:

I'd say that's a little more of a problem! :lol:

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Since we are all mature on here, one of the members on here told me that when he masterbated that he was bleeding after that, so I asked why that is, since he's a medic the answer should be obvious.

He said that he just kept going till there as nothing left, so is that a good thing? :oops:

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Reminds me of a story one of my co-workers said that happened to him. I still don't know if it's true or not. But he went in for a physical and only had on one of those paper gowns. The nurse taking his info was gorgeous and wearing a short nurses uniform skirts. He did his best to keep from getting aroused. The nurse noticed and said that they couldn't have any of that. So she gloved up and gave him a "massage with a happy ending". With him anything is possible.

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Reminds me of a story one of my co-workers said that happened to him. I still don't know if it's true or not. But he went in for a physical and only had on one of those paper gowns. The nurse taking his info was gorgeous and wearing a short nurses uniform skirts. He did his best to keep from getting aroused. The nurse noticed and said that they couldn't have any of that. So she gloved up and gave him a "massage with a happy ending". With him anything is possible.

:bs:

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:bs:

Probably. It sound too much like a Penthouse Forum article.

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