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OK, a soldier told this one to me and yes I found it funny...

Obama was greeted at the pearly gates by St Peter who asked him as he approached...What have you done in your life that is deserving enough to allow you to enter this kingdom?

Obama spoke up and said " I was influential in changing the world, for I was President of the United States."

St Peter said "What, really, when?"

Obama looked at his watch and said "Oh, umm about 20 seconds ago."

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Might be kind of prophetic there.

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