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Who's gonna vote for me? The medics don't like me because I'm a nurse. The nurses don't like me because I'm a medic. The EMTs don't like me because I'm a nurse and a medic. The firemonkeys don't like me because, well... they're not smart enough to. The Jews don't like me because I'm African-American. The African-Americans don't like me because I'm a Jew. The whites don't like me because I dated a Hispanic. The Hispanics don't like me because I'm stealing their women. The liberals don't like me because I'm anti-abortion. The conservatives don't like me because I'm pro-drugs. The animal lovers don't like me because I eat meat. The animal haters don't like me because I like cats. The young people don't like me because I'm old. The old people don't like me because I look young.

Sorry to disappoint, but I just can't see where my support is going to come from. :?

EDIT: Oooh! 9300th post! :P

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You could always run as an Independent. :usa2:

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And Dust, it's above my paygrade to know who the hell to vote for.

But actually, anyone who is for any type of abortion does not get my vote period.

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Well, You could always try for the mentally disturbed vote! :D

ROFL! Now you're on to something! :twisted:

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Will we get any sort of payment or government jobs if we vote for Dust? Gotta look out for my best interests of course :D

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I'd vote for ya. You don't mince words and shoot straight from the hip. Blatenly honest and blunt.

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