letmesleep Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 Who's gonna vote for me? The medics don't like me because I'm a nurse. The nurses don't like me because I'm a medic. The EMTs don't like me because I'm a nurse and a medic. The firemonkeys don't like me because, well... they're not smart enough to. The Jews don't like me because I'm African-American. The African-Americans don't like me because I'm a Jew. The whites don't like me because I dated a Hispanic. The Hispanics don't like me because I'm stealing their women. The liberals don't like me because I'm anti-abortion. The conservatives don't like me because I'm pro-drugs. The animal lovers don't like me because I eat meat. The animal haters don't like me because I like cats. The young people don't like me because I'm old. The old people don't like me because I look young. Are you whining? I know you don't really give a s**t about all this any how.......LMAO! Congrats on the 9300!!!!
Richard B the EMT Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 I don't want to go to school. The teachers hate me, the students hate me, even the janitor hates me, and the crossing guard looks at me angrily. You have to go to school. You're the principal! Dusty, you have just become the candidate from the Straight Talking American Government Party. This will make you the first candidate from the STAG Party from 1968, when the STAG Party was founded by the late Pat Paulson!
Kaisu Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 I'd vote for you Dust - cause I'm a sucker for you macho medic types...
Dustdevil Posted September 8, 2008 Posted September 8, 2008 BWAHAHAHAHAhahaha! Where is that from? I know I've heard it before! Dusty, you have just become the candidate from the Straight Talking American Government Party. This will make you the first candidate from the STAG Party from 1968, when the STAG Party was founded by the late Pat Paulson! I dunno. I don't want to alienate the womens' vote. I was leaning towards the Nudist Party. Nothing to hide! [Note that I am seriously disappointed that there isn't a Wikipedia entry for the Nudist Party, and a Google search only turns up pr0nz. :? ]
Don1977 Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 I think Dust should run, can't do any worse then the 2 running now or the clown thats in office now.....
chaser Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Who's gonna vote for me?... but I just can't see where my support is going to come from. :?... You left out a few categories Dust, but I will vote for you.
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