Wrong Answer

[Cookie]

WIFE:

> What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

>

> HUSBAND:

>

> Definitely not!

>

> WIFE:

>

> Why not - don't you like being married?

>

> HUSBAND:

>

> Of course I do.

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> WIFE:

>

> Then why wouldn't you remarry?

>

> HUSBAND:

>

> Okay, I'd get married again.

>

> WIFE:

>

> You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

>

> HUSBAND:

>

> (Makes audible groan).

>

> WIFE:

>

> Would you live in our house?

>

> HUSBAND:

>

> Sure, it's a great house.

>

> WIFE:

>

> Would you sleep with her in our bed?

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> HUSBAND:

>

> Where else would we sleep?

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> WIFE:

>

> Would you let her drive my car?

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> HUSBAND:

>

> Probably, it is almost new.

>

> WIFE:

>

> Would you replace my pictures with hers?

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> HUSBAND:

>

> That would seem like the proper thing to do.

>

> WIFE:

>

> Would she use my golf clubs?

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> HUSBAND:

>

> No, she's left-handed.

>

> WIFE:

> - silence - -

>

> HUSBAND:

> F * ck...

[itku2er]

Oh my seems like he has some explaining to do LOL Guess that is why men are the stronger not smarter sex eh? :twisted: :twisted:

[firedoc5]

... now the fight shall commence.

[itku2er]

... now the fight shall commence.

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Or I might get a date one...... :twisted: :twisted:

[Richard B the EMT]

Did that come over the dispatch as a domestic dispute, or what?