how many dogs ????

[Just Plain Ruff]

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Author unknown

GOLDEN Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our

whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid

burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LAB.: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?

Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Colliedo it. You can feed me while he's busy!

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the

walls and furniture.

POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By

the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from

the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just

one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take

advantage of the situation.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz. z.z.z..z. .z..z...z

And what about CATS?

CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So,

the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS

HAVE STAFF...

[firedoc5]

Dalmation: I'll do it when I'm good and ready.

Beagle: I'll take it out, but it's up to somone else to put the new one in.

[Kaisu]

Pit Bull : I may do it this time - or I may snap

[Michael]

BASENJI: Don't ask me to change a lightbulb. I break glass without touching it.

[Richard B the EMT]

ARF!

...said Sandy.

[Doczilla]

BASENJI: Don't ask me to change a lightbulb. I break glass without touching it.

Basenjis are the most evil dogs on earth. So says my huskies.

'zilla

[itku2er]

Basenjis are the most evil dogs on earth. So says my huskies.

'zilla

Zilla I thought that was MD's :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Kaisu]

Husky: I'll get right on it - after my 20 mile jaunt around the state before breakfast.

[firedoc5]

A chiauauh (sp?), Pick me, pick me, I never get to go!