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"But, sir, they looked like buffalo from a distance" - A Scout for Gen. George Custard.

Spelling error, minus 5 points. That, perhaps, should have been Lt. General George Armstrong Custer (no "D"!).

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drive carefully remember it's not only a car that can be recalled by its maker

some minds are like concrete all mixed up and permanently set

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Spelling error, minus 5 points. That, perhaps, should have been Lt. General George Armstrong Custer (no "D"!).

Ooooops, I stand corrected.

"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all" -Usually Archie Campbell or Gordy Taft with guest on 'Hee Haw'

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I found this in todays local paper... its a comment regarding a neighboring city (of my town) banning novelty lighters:

Well it's about time. We've all known for years that a lighter in the shape of a banana is a six alarm fire waiting to happen. There is, of course, a little pyromaniac in every child that is just waiting on a novelty lighter to spark it's emergence. Ordinary matches, non-novelty lighters, propane torches and pilot flames won't do it. Only a lighter shaped like Donald Duck will unleash the beast within. I applaud the New London leaders in taking this small bit of time to pass an ordinance that will save thousands of lives and make the world a safer placefor all of us.
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If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Vince Lombardi

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"Down with hot pants, up with mini-skirts" - unk.

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If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Vince Lombardi

...and Lieutenant Worf, on at least one episode of ST/TNG (Star Trek/The Next Generation.)

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The most known question: "To be or not to, that is the question..." -Wm. Shakespear

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