The Quote For Today

[WolfmanHarris]

"When the fecal matter hits the air circulation device..."

-Dave Klienman

AZ Department Of Public Safety

Or a variation, "The feces is about to hit the rotary air impeller."

[the_rogueEMT]

I have a couple of quotes from a very good tv series that got cancelled

Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"

Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

next quote

jayne cobb "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here"

and the last quote for now and the best one for this site i think.....

River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.

Mal: (To Simon) See, morbid and creepifying, I can deal with, as long as she does it quietly.</a>

just to make it interesting can you guess what show it is from..........

[firedoc5]

I have a couple of quotes from a very good tv series that got cancelled

Zoe: "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"

Book: "Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

next quote

jayne cobb "You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here"

and the last quote for now and the best one for this site i think.....

River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds, given adequate vacuuming systems.

Mal: (To Simon) See, morbid and creepifying, I can deal with, as long as she does it quietly.</a>

just to make it interesting can you guess what show it is from..........

I loved that show, "Fire Fly"

[Richard B the EMT]

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves!

[Arizonaffcep]

The ever dreaded: CCSS

'Cause Chief Said So

[Arizonaffcep]

Along the same lines: CHAOS:

Chief

Has

Arrived

On

Scene

[JaxSage]

I found this one in a gas station in Georgia: "When I do right, nobody remembers. When I do wrong, nobody forgets!"

[firedoc5]

I found this one in a gas station in Georgia: "When I do right, nobody remembers. When I do wrong, nobody forgets!"

More truth than fiction.

[Richard B the EMT]

"Doing a good job around here is like wetting yourself while wearing a pair of dark pants. It briefly gives you a warm feeling, but most others don't notice."

[firedoc5]

Help! I've got blood in my alcohol system!