The Quote For Today

[Laura Anne]

"......The lights are FLASHING....the gates are DOWN.....but there's NO TRAIN COMING!!!!!!"

used this quote today for a patient of mine who was CCFCCP (Coo-Coo- For Co-Coa Puffs)

:shock: :shock: :roll: 8)

[emtd29]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

+10 for whoever comes up with who said that.

[Lone Star]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

+10 for whoever comes up with who said that.

Dr. Sidney Friedman

(Alan Arbus)

M*A*S*H final episode

[crotchitymedic1986]

"NEVER explain yourself--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway." -

-- Elbert Hubbard

[firedoc5]

Socrates, "I drank what??"

[itku2er]

If passion drives you, let reason hold the reins.--Benjamin Franklin

[Thad]

"People aren't candy, lady. You know what they are? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling." -- Dr. Perry Cox

[firedoc5]

Earlier this morning: "Colder than a witch's t!t in a brass bra!"

[crotchitymedic1986]

A long list of Thanksgiving Quotes --- take your pick:

http://www.quotegarden.com/thanksgiving.html

http://quotations.about.com/od/specialdays...anksgiving4.htm

[firedoc5]

"Eat Me" - Pugsley from the Addams Family: Family Values