The Quote For Today

[firedoc5]

When it comes to pain meds, there are those that knock you out. And there are the ones that you still hurt, but you just don't care as much.

[firedoc5]

"When in doubt, do it".

[Richard B the EMT]

It is always easier to ask forgiveness, than to ask permission

(Anonymous)

So what that "everyone" is doing it? If all your friends drove off a cliff, does that mean you have to, too?

(Allegedly, numerous Jewish and Italian Mothers, otherwise, our good friend, Anonymous, again)

Hey, I like that. Can I use it in my book?

(Bartlett, of "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations"*)

*Unable to verify, lol.

[Freaknuggetz_chick]

"happiness is being married to your best friend"

"everything i need to know in life, i learned from star trek"

"you can always re-take a class, you can never re-live a party"

"MORON *over a pic of GW Bush*"

all of these are magnets on my fridge

also have a few strippers, some pizza73 ones......

[firedoc5]

"It's not exactly rocket surgery..."

[Arizonaffcep]

"What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow?"

Bridge Keeper

Monty Python's: The Holy Grail

[AnatomyChick]

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."

Dolly Parton

She's a funny lady...

"In complete darkness we are all the same, it' is only our knowledge and wisdom that separates us. Don't let your eyes decieve you!"

Janet Jackson (from the album 1814)

[Richard B the EMT]

As I get berated by a bible thumper colleague, I had to come up with this one when I wanted to cuss:

Sounds like male bovine excrement to me!

[Arizonaffcep]

"When the fecal matter hits the air circulation device..."

-Dave Klienman

AZ Department Of Public Safety

[firedoc5]

"But, sir, they looked like buffalo from a distance" - A Scout for Gen. George Custard.

"Profanity just shows your ignorance of the english language". - My Grandmother to me as a small child.