Little Friends

[Ladymedic250]

One day 2 boys were going to school. One boy was bragging all about his mother, told his friend her age, weight, etc. Asked his friend what about his mother. The little boy didn't know anything, so his friend told him to go home and look at her driving license. So later that day the little boy got home Mom was out hanging clothes on the line he went to her purse and was looking at her license when she came back in she yelled...What the hell are you doing? Little boy looked up with a confused look on his face and told his Mom that his friend was telling all about his Mom and he didn't know anything about her. The license said it all. Mom your 40 years old, you weigh 130 lbs, and the reason why Daddy divorced you is because you got an "F" in sex.......

[firedoc5]

That's one that goes under cute. :blackeye:

[Ladymedic250]

Thank you. I am not much of a joke teller....lol I appreciate the reply

[Richard B the EMT]

Just remember, when asked for your sex, it is (usually) "Male" or "Female", and never "Yes!"

[Michael]

There was a Florida office manager who had to fill out a survey asking him to "List the total number of employees, broken down by sex."

He wrote: "Drinking is more of a problem around here."

[maserati]

Funny I should send this to my ex.

[firedoc5]

Funny I should send this to my ex.

You didn't ??? :blackeye: