Sliding Doors

[aussiephil]

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.

The father said quietly to his son.....'Go get your mother'.

[711emt]

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lol

[firedoc5]

Talking about sliding glass doors...We were called to a chest pain call. There was a group of ladies sitting around like a tupper ware party or something. The lady with the chest pain was in the back bed room. While I was carrying the drop bag, monitor, and drug box, I guess you could say I walked right into the cleanest sliding glass door you couldn't see. I thought it was opened. Talk about embarrassing.

[Christopher.Collins]

Wow, that joke was great! :twisted:

...I walked right into the cleanest sliding glass door you couldn't see. I thought it was opened. Talk about embarrassing.

Thats great doc... Ive learned the hard way on two occasions not to power walk twords automatic doors. Apparently there are smart a$$es who like to turn them off.

[Fifthkid]

that one is as old as you Phil. lol

[Richard B the EMT]

I guess you could say I walked right into the cleanest sliding glass door you couldn't see. I thought it was opened.

Are you sure you were not on hidden camera for a window cleaner commercial?

Anyway, I hope you didn't get hurt, as walking into a window can be a pane (pain).

[firedoc5]

Are you sure you were not on hidden camera for a window cleaner commercial?

Anyway, I hope you didn't get hurt, as walking into a window can be a pane (pain).

Nope, no pain. Just embarrassed. There were about 30 women who saw me do it. :oops: I was teased for weeks about it around the station, which is par for the course.

[Christopher.Collins]

Nope, no pain. Just embarrassed. There were about 30 women who saw me do it.

You think thats embarassing Doc? Try falling down an escalator at the Providance Place Mall :oops: Not only are thoes freaking things really tall, but the mall itself is huge and always packed. Lucky for me I was already halfway down and there were no people below to slow my rapid decent or file a law suit.

In pre-retrospect... maybe this isnt something I should go telling people.

Im still waiting for a video on youtube or even better Americas Funniest Home Videos... cuz then Ill sue their a$$es and try to claim part of the winnings.

[firedoc5]

You think thats embarassing Doc? Try falling down an escalator at the Providance Place Mall :oops: Not only are thoes freaking things really tall, but the mall itself is huge and always packed. Lucky for me I was already halfway down and there were no people below to slow my rapid decent or file a law suit.

In pre-retrospect... maybe this isnt something I should go telling people.

Im still waiting for a video on youtube or even better Americas Funniest Home Videos... cuz then Ill sue their a$$es and try to claim part of the winnings.

OUCH, in more ways than one. I'd pay money to have seen that.

[Lone Star]

Are you sure you were not on hidden camera for a window cleaner commercial?

Anyway, I hope you didn't get hurt, as walking into a window can be a pane (pain).

I can just see the Windex crows laughing about this one!

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