Female Compassion

[aussiephil]

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carol

That the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears,

he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made

passionate love.

Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Darling, now I only

have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?' Carol agreed

and again they made love.

Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight

hours of life left. He touched Carol 's shoulder and said, 'Darling?

Please? Just one more time before I die?' She agreed, and then

afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep

Barry, however, lay there awake and listened to the clock ticking in his

head, tossing and turning until he was down to only four more hours.

He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Darling, I only

have four hours left! Could we...?'

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen, I'm not

trying to be funny, Barry, but I have to get up in the morning - you

don't......'

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[iMac]

ah very cute

[firedoc5]

Hey, I resemble that remark. :banghead: