Paramedic versus Democrat ................

[crotchitymedic1986]

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a Paramedic washing his ambulance at a fire station below.

She shouted to him, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,

but I don’t know where I am.’

The paramedic consulted his portable GPS and replied, ‘You’re in a hot air balloon,

approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.’

She rolled her eyes and said, ‘You must be a Republican .’

‘I am,’ replied the paramedic. ‘How did you know?’

‘Well,’ answered the balloonist, ‘ everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.’

The paramedic smiled and responded, ‘You must be a Democrat .’

‘I am,’ replied the balloonist. ‘How did you know?’

‘Well,’ said the paramedic, ‘you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem.

You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now it’s my fault.

[firedoc5]

:-k

[whizkid1]

good one.

[firedoc5]

Was she topless?

[BushyFromOz]

Was she topless?

Oooohhh, important question!!! :twisted:

[okmedic]

Oooohhh, important question!!! :twisted:

This would change the whole story... :geek:

[firedoc5]

This would change the whole story... :geek:

I would just tell her to land and I'd drive her the rest of the way.

[spenac]

I would just tell her to land and I'd drive her the rest of the way.

To be topless wouldn't she be a liberal?

[BushyFromOz]

To be topless wouldn't she be a liberal?

Who cares, as long as she puts out

[Kiwiology]

Ha hah ha hah hah ha hah ha thats the funny