Married Paramedics and Sex....................

[crotchitymedic1986]

Husband and wife are in the midst of having sex, when their 5 year old son comes into the room and sees them in action. The kid runs from the room screaming and crying. Mom jumps out of bed, throws on a robe and heads to little johnny's room. Johnny is hiding in his closet, crying. Mom says, whats the matter honey ? Johnnie replies, mommy what were you doing to daddy ? Mom explains, well son, you know how fat daddy's stomach is ? Sometimes mommy has to get on top of daddy and bounce up and down to get his stomach flat enough to fit in his uniform pants. Johnny replies, mommy you are just wasting your time. Every Saturday when you go to the grocery store, the lady next door comes over, gets on her knees, and blows daddy right back up again.

[rock_shoes]

Oh my. :shock: That's just terrible :twisted:

[firedoc5]

Hmmm :-k Interesting theory. :confused4: