Medic Hell ...........................

[crotchitymedic1986]

Unfortunately, you have just died, and due to your evil ways, you have been sentenced to EMT/Medic Hell for the rest of eternity. The good news is that you can choose your hell, which do you choose:

1. Dialysis Hell. You do nothing but dialysis transports, and the clinics in hell dont have the stretcher scales, so you have to lift every patient into a wheelchair, weigh them, and then place them in the dialysis chair.

2. Standby Hell. You are on constant emergency standby at scene, but you never get a patient. You must sit in your truck with the partner from hell (300lb female medic who loves her cats and romance novels, but never shuts the hell up. When she isnt complaining about something, she is boring you to death with endless, mindless, conversation). She smells like ass and chain smokes in the truck.

3. Code Brown Hell. You get to transport only nursing home patients, all of them long distance, but everyone of them waits to get in the back of your truck to take a massive smelly dump, that you have to endure for the whole transport (if you clean them up, they just dump again). And in hell, their dumps dont smell like the normal dumps, they smell like lysol, puke, and shit combined.

Which hell do you choose ?

[Kaisu]

LOL... I am going to repent of my evil ways.. cause those are really bad....

[crotchitymedic1986]

Good choice, and by the way, how the hell did it get to be our job to weigh dialysis patients ? I dont need a weight, i say lets revolt and tell them to weigh their own damn patients.

[ambodriver]

damn i am SOOOO glad I do not do private "EMS" anymore.

[JPINFV]

Option 3. It's an ambulance, so it has oxygen and NRBs. Who said that I can't throw an NRB on myself?

[Arctickat]

Option 3. It's an ambulance, so it has oxygen and NRBs. Who said that I can't throw an NRB on myself?

Exhaust fans too

[JPINFV]

Well, naturally, exhaust fans and AC on full blast. But there's only so much that those can do. Have you ever had the pleasure of transporting a patient with a rectal tube?

[Arizonaffcep]

The GI Bleed hell...worse than code brown.

[mediccjh]

I'm already in Medic Hell. I work in New Jersey.

[Eydawn]

CJH, you need to get the hell out of there! Every time someone says Jersey I think of you and how bad it must suck.

Wendy

CO EMT-B