EMS Patient Bill of Rights

[Michael]

what about writing a bill for the providers? would be much more amusing

Duck walks into a pharmacy, takes tube of lip-balm off the shelf and brings it to the counter.

Cashier: Do you want to pay for that right now?

Duck: No, just put it on my bill.

I don't care if I posted this before. I still think it's funny.

[CTXMEDIC]

so this midget walks into a bar.

Midget: "Ouch, that hurt."

[paraloco]

K. How about a Bystander Bill of Rights

1. the right to open the back doors "cuz I wanna see what's going on"

2. the right to intervene with "you don't need to do that, just take him to the hospital!"

3. the right to take the patient's purse or wallet

4. the right to light up a cigarette on a scene with spilled fuel

5.the right for mothers of girlfriend/wife-beaters to enter the back of the med unit to inform the victim that they are not hurt (this happened. the police opened the doors to let her in)

6. the right to demand you cease triaging a scene, and tend to a patient. "Why, your are just walkin' around!"

Can anyone help me with some more?

[stcommodore]

The EMS Providers Bill of Rights:

5-The Right not to be called to Bus Accidents for obivously non-injured persons

4-The Right not to be exposed to the creatures that crawl on homeless people

3-The Right not to have patients dumped on you by transit or city police

2-The Right to have 30sec to take a piss when necessary during your shift

1-The Right to get paid and have your pay increased yearly!

---Oh and its a total joke to think you have to put every patient on a stretcher.