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Michael Newbie

Michael

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The world is ending, and reporters and editors valiantly put out their final editions amidst the chaos. Here are their front page headlines:

The New York Times: "World ends; story and analysis on page B11."

The Wall Street Journal: "Market down 5,000 point on news that world is ending"

New York Post: "BOOM!"

The Washington Post: "World ends; women and minorities hardest hit."

Lone Star Newbie

Lone Star

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Don't it just figure?

I just got done applying for financial aid so I can go back to school and start working on my Associates degree, and now the world is ending!

So much for 'edumacation'!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

itku2er Newbie

itku2er

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So do I still have time to get my hair and nails done? I want to look good when the world ends.

firedoc5 Newbie

firedoc5

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"World Comes to An End at 3:38 p.m. EST, film at 11"

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