A new truck!

[itku2er]

A new truck!

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer

yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time

I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music,

and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of

their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and

nearly creamed my new truck, but

I swerved in time to avoid them.

I yelled, 'A$$holes!'

Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play,

sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by

Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry

on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,

Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons,

Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy On Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!

[joansghost]

Love it!! I never knew Nancy Pelosi was so um "talented" lol

[Adam Swartz]

Nice. Guess I am a bit late in reading but still that is awesome.