The Ultimate Wacker Kit (no Joke) 5k Spent On It

[Dustdevil]

I would also prefer different antibiotics. If the zombies give you a UTI you are all set.

But if they give you an STD -- as Zombies often do -- you're farked. Literally.

This is the obvious result of reading that Cipro was good for Anthrax (a prime TEOTWAWKI scenario), and that fluoroquinolones are "gorillacillins". Hard to bash him for that though, since even most paramedic in this country don't know anymore about antibiotics than that. Was hard as Hell to teach the tech school monkeys in Iraq that antimicrobial therapy is not all about "more power".

[ERDoc]

But if they give you an STD -- as Zombies often do -- you're farked. Literally.

A little off topic here, but your post made me wonder. Do you think zombies suffer from erectile dysfunction and that is why they are so grumpy? Maybe if we included viagra/cialis in the kit you could give it to them. Then they would be so distracted trying to find their female zombies that they would forget about eating your brains. Then again, they may become more amourous over sucking your brains out through various orifices. I think a little more reserch needs to be done in this field. I sense a double-blinded, placebo controlled trial coming on. Any volunteers? Do you think zombiehunter.com would give a funding grant? Have I simply over thought this?

[Lone Star]

So, umm...Chris......how many, uh, 'zombies' have you hunted down and 'eliminated'?

What's the best method of terminating these 'zombies'? Garlic? Silver bullets?

Wait...I got it...a wooden stake through the heart!

*wonders how many ZS tattoos Chris has*

*Bite Me*

Nah, I think I'll just leave that to the zombies, they're much better at it than I would be!

[tniuqs]

If you were an ALS provider, whom spends his summers in some isolated remote place, I could actually see this as a decent investment.

Mobey:

Well I have a far better one than the Stomp, the Zulu 9 and its not in my closet . Thing is I put it in the Chopper on Woodland Fires with a Sked, Monitor +++

ps The Stomp is used by many operators in remote deployments and I dare say that some of this "gak" would really have the the old boys envious. I wonder if we have not jumped the gun with this post ... honestly this sounds like this poster is posing as a goof when one looks at the kit it aint off the shelf there was some thought used here or maybe I'm reading something wrong here.

BTW my survival gear should be carried ON the person IMHO ... as one can't go back to a Chopper/ FW BBQ and get it and no crap on belt's ... it gets caught in the windows, and egress is kinda a priority with me.

ps I have to agree with Doczilla, there is some redundent crap that is not needed ... the narcotics and perscription level meds are interesting as to how this fellow "aquired" these ... hmm, I wonder if the webmaster can see his IP addy .... hello DEA officer I was just wondering, are ZombieHunters allowed to carry ...... ?

Quoting Dust's "gorillacillins" now that IS humour ... akin to "amphoterrible" ... te he !

cheers

[Richard B the EMT]

Do you think zombies suffer from erectile dysfunction and that is why they are so grumpy?

All I know is, one of them stepped on my iguana, which now is a reptile dysfunction.

(lol)

[emtannie]

I always knew I needed to put some Non Skid shoe covers in my jump bag.

I wish we had a picture of him, so if we saw him we could all run, or fling needles.

You do possibly have a picture of him....... on the zombie site, where his thread is, the very first pic...... look top right hand side.... a picture of a well-dressed man and woman is on the table behind the sofa.... I am betting that is him.....

[brentoli]

Inspector Annie!

[Ghettomedic351]

Regardless, it appears his wife has a very nice Tan....did the kit come with a bronzing lotion for his lady to maintain that lovely tan while fleeing from disaster?

[emtkat]

Ok..... what happened to just MacGyvering it!!! I mean have you ever heard of improvise, overcome, and adapt!!?? If you where in a disaster situation, or even in the wilderness.... use what you have around you! I know MacGyver was only a TV show... but most of the stuff he did made since! Use your brain and think about what you have around you to work with [paper clip, pocket knife, gum raper (things MacGyver used)... lol].... yes some of those things you just can't improvise.... but if that is the case... maybe you shouldn't be useing it without the proper training or carry those items in a smaller kit. Any way that is just my thoughts

[mrmeaner]

Maybe if we included viagra/cialis in the kit you could give it to them.

It's bad enough the living near-dead have viagra, you don't need the living dead chasing people with mohagany in their shorts. That's just wrong.