I wish game.

[spenac]

Granted. You have eternal youth, but you're eternally poor and homeless as well and live in a cardboard box and smell like cheese.

I wish I could find my pants!

Granted but they are full of stickers and you will have to wear them forever.

I wish I had a new computer.

[itku2er]

Granted but they are full of stickers and you will have to wear them forever.

I wish I had a new computer.

Wish granted but is one of the old ones that takes up the whole wall

I wish I had a new toy

[Miss Sasha]

Wish granted but is one of the old ones that takes up the whole wall

I wish I had a new toy

Granted. But, dun dun dun, it's a McDonalds toy that breaks in three minutes, but that's okay, it sucked anway.

I wish it would hurry up and be April 1st already!

[itku2er]

Granted. But, dun dun dun, it's a McDonalds toy that breaks in three minutes, but that's okay, it sucked anway.

I wish it would hurry up and be April 1st already!

Its April 1st and the jokes on you you have wear a clown costume all year long.

I wish I had a airplane

[Katiebug]

Its April 1st and the jokes on you you have wear a clown costume all year long.

I wish I had a airplane

Granted. You have a handheld styrofoam airplane that breaks the first time you throw it.

I wish I was the greatest inventor of all time.

[itku2er]

Granted. You have a handheld styrofoam airplane that breaks the first time you throw it.

I wish I was the greatest inventor of all time.

Wish granted you are now the greast inventor too bad the only thing left to invent is the whatsonewaytokillstupidpeople.

I wish I go sky diving

[Happiness]

granted but you never make it to the ground

i wish my dobie had more hair

[itku2er]

granted but you never make it to the ground

i wish my dobie had more hair

granted now your dobie has a ton of hair but you have nothing to clean it up with when he sheds it

I wish I was on a deserted island

[MedicAsh]

granted now your dobie has a ton of hair but you have nothing to clean it up with when he sheds it

I wish I was on a deserted island

Granted but you can never leave and you are all alone

I wish i wasnt sick

[joesph]

Granted your well but pregnant with octuplets and don't know the father is.

I wish I could heal with the touch of my hand