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Granted your well but pregnant with octuplets and don't know the father is.

I wish I could heal with the touch of my hand

granted but your hands are cut off in a accident.

I wish I could find my flight medic.

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granted but your hands are cut off in a accident.

I wish I could find my flight medic.

granted but its a female

i wish i could touch the clouds

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granted but its a female

i wish i could touch the clouds

granted but the cloud has a lightning bolt in it you get ZAPPED

I wish I could play the banjo

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granted but the cloud has a lightning bolt in it you get ZAPPED

I wish I could play the banjo

granted but your name is now betsy you are from alabama married to your cousin bubba joe

I wish for spring

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granted but your name is now betsy you are from alabama married to your cousin bubba joe

I wish for spring

granted but you are washed away in the spring flood

I wish there was a way to turn back time.

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granted but you are washed away in the spring flood

I wish there was a way to turn back time.

granted but you are now in the 1700's

I wish it would stop raining

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Granted its snowing know

I wish I could go fly fishing at the all female nude beach

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Granted its snowing know

I wish I could go fly fishing at the all female nude beach

Granted but it's the weight watchers' female nude beach and the participants are all over 300 pounds each.

I wish nobody lied

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Granted but it's the weight watchers' female nude beach and the participants are all over 300 pounds each.

I wish nobody lied

Granted but now divorce rate just increase 10 fold, all marriages ceased, all politicians became non existent, all kids are now permanent grounded and a whole slew of other associated issues I could not think of...

I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah

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Granted but now divorce rate just increase 10 fold, all marriages ceased, all politicians became non existent, all kids are now permanent grounded and a whole slew of other associated issues I could not think of...

I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah

Granted but you have vertigo so you fall over every few steps... I believe it would look something like this

I wish my senior year of high school was done

btw I'm new here

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