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Granted but you have vertigo so you fall over every few steps... I believe it would look something like this

I wish my senior year of high school was done

btw I'm new here

Wish granted you are done with your senior year but now you have been solicited by your parents to babysit the neighbors screaming 2 year old.

I wish that we no longer run nursing home calls or renal round up

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I wish that we no longer run nursing home calls or renal round up

Granted: You are not the proud new lead medic for the towns Brand Spankin NEW Bariatric Rig.

I wish I was not moving.

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I wish that we no longer run nursing home calls or renal round up

Granted: You are not the proud new lead medic for the towns Brand Spankin NEW Bariatric Rig.

I wish I was not moving.

Granted, you are now a statue covered in bird poo...

I wish I was three inches taller.

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granted your 3 inches taller but your wee wee is 3 inches shorter

i wish i had all the knowledge the world can offer

wish granted but now your stuck with a partner who is a dyslexic agnostic paranoid schizophrenic who thinks the dog is out to get them.

I wish for more a lottery jackpot win

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wish granted but now your stuck with a partner who is a dyslexic agnostic paranoid schizophrenic who thinks the dog is out to get them.

I wish for more a lottery jackpot win

Wish granted, however only 2 people purchased lottery tickets this week, so the "jackpot" was only 2 bucks.

I wish people would use spell check more often and proof read for grammatical errors prior to clicking on submit. (Did I spell grammatical properly)?

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Wish granted, however only 2 people purchased lottery tickets this week, so the "jackpot" was only 2 bucks.

I wish people would use spell check more often and proof read for grammatical errors prior to clicking on submit. (Did I spell grammatical properly)?

Wish granted, But the only word they can spell correctly is JAM.

I wish spenac would send me the million dollars he promised me.

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Granted but you get traitor and all of his family and their families

i wish i was a porn star :whistle:

Wish granted but the only people that will ever see your video is BLIND

I wish Spenac had my BITE ME smilie

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wish granted spenac know has a bite me smile and a hot date with a flight medic

I wish I had nickel for every time paramedics let there ego get ahead of them

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