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*I wish i had a bigger house

Wish granted accept now you are the proud owner of a 1000 room mansion you have to clean every day

I wish I could make fudge

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Granted except now all you do every day is make fudge and never get to try any of it!

I wish I could find a better paying job!

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Granted except now all you do every day is make fudge and never get to try any of it!

I wish I could find a better paying job!

Wish Central again approves, but with the consequence of the higher pay resulting in the higher tax bracket, subsequent raised tax bill, and what you have left, you discover was invested (or was it?) by Bernie Madoff!

By the way, could I have some of that fudge?

I wish I could lose the weight needed to fit the "Height/Weight" charts, or gain the necessary height to match the weight. (That would make me, like, 8 foot something?)

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Wish Central again approves, but with the consequence of the higher pay resulting in the higher tax bracket, subsequent raised tax bill, and what you have left, you discover was invested (or was it?) by Bernie Madoff!

By the way, could I have some of that fudge?

I wish I could lose the weight needed to fit the "Height/Weight" charts, or gain the necessary height to match the weight. (That would make me, like, 8 foot something?)

Granted but now you're 4'1 and weigh 72 lbs!

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I wish people would follow the rules ;)

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I wish people would follow the rules ;)

Granted but the rules are set by everyone but you and you have to follow them...

I wish my brother would propose to his girlfriend already.... It's only been 3 years!!!

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Granted but the rules are set by everyone but you and you have to follow them...

I wish my brother would propose to his girlfriend already.... It's only been 3 years!!!

Wish Central, again! "Only"3 years? I've "only" been 20 years with my Lady J, after that infamous 9 year engagement to Debbie from Teaneck NJ. Just have them NOT follow my examples!

I'll keep it simple. I wish your brother and significant other of "only" 3 years all the happiness in the world as husband and wife, with as few or many children as they think they can manage without going nuts, or driving each other nuts.

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Wish Central, again! "Only"3 years? I've "only" been 20 years with my Lady J, after that infamous 9 year engagement to Debbie from Teaneck NJ. Just have them NOT follow my examples!

I'll keep it simple. I wish your brother and significant other of "only" 3 years all the happiness in the world as husband and wife, with as few or many children as they think they can manage without going nuts, or driving each other nuts.

Wish granted but they are the happiest people in the world but you arent invited to the wedding.

I wish I had a magic wand to make things go away

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Things are now gone (assuming those things that were wanting to be gone0

Wish there was a way to learn things from a classroom with the most minimal effort.

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granted you will learn with minumal effort in the class but once your outside of the class it will take twice the effort to get things done

i wish i had a genie

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