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Wish granted, but the only thing you had available was a scrapple sandwich.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow having finished school with straight a's.

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Wish granted, but the only thing you had available was a scrapple sandwich.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow having finished school with straight a's.

Wish granted but you are now a Straight A graduate with no JOB

I wish I could chop down a tree

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Wish granted but you are now a Straight A graduate with no JOB

I wish I could chop down a tree

You chopped down the tree, but it fell on your house.

I wish I had some breakfast.

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You chopped down the tree, but it fell on your house.

I wish I had some breakfast.

Wish granted but its gritts and chittlings

I wish I today was pay day

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Wish granted, but your paycheck was routed to someone else's account.

I wish I would never run out of mt dew again!

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Wish granted, but your paycheck was routed to someone else's account.

I wish I would never run out of mt dew again!

You have Mt. Dew, but it's flat and warm

I wish had syrup for my grits :D lol

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You have Mt. Dew, but it's flat and warm

I wish had syrup for my grits :D lol

You have syrup but only 2 drops worth

I wish life was easy!

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You have syrup but only 2 drops worth

I wish life was easy!

Wish granted but now all you do is sit in the window and smile at people

I wish I had a waffle

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Wish granted but now all you do is sit in the window and smile at people

I wish I had a waffle

Granted, you have a waffle... but I used the last two drops of syrup that Kat gave me.

I wish it would start acting like spring and be warm.

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