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Wish granted Bad lt is transformed into Mr. Rogers and its a beautiful day in the neighbor hood.

I wish ambulances came with a latte machine for 3 am calls

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Wish granted Bad lt is transformed into Mr. Rogers and its a beautiful day in the neighbor hood.

I wish ambulances came with a latte machine for 3 am calls

Wish granted but only works if you arent on the ambo.

I wish I could save the world.

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1) Wish Central grants the Latte Machine, but the caffeine now has you so wired, when you're off, you cannot sleep, even though you want to.

2) Wish Central Doesn't need to grant that wish, as you are already saving the world, one life at a time, and sometimes 2 at a time!

I wish I could come up with some better, not so lame, wishes to ask for..

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1) Wish Central grants the Latte Machine, but the caffeine now has you so wired, when you're off, you cannot sleep, even though you want to.

2) Wish Central Doesn't need to grant that wish, as you are already saving the world, one life at a time, and sometimes 2 at a time!

I wish I could come up with some better, not so lame, wishes to ask for..

Wish granted but now Richard all the wishes you wish for are the best wishes in the world but the wish fairy is pissed at you and wont grant any of them. ;)

I wish some one would wash my truck.

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1) Wish Central grants the Latte Machine, but the caffeine now has you so wired, when you're off, you cannot sleep, even though you want to.

2) Wish Central Doesn't need to grant that wish, as you are already saving the world, one life at a time, and sometimes 2 at a time!

I wish I could come up with some better, not so lame, wishes to ask for..

Wish granted now all your wishes are extremly well thought out plees for attention.

I wish it was the Summer now but with spring temps.

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Wish granted but now Richard all the wishes you wish for are the best wishes in the world but the wish fairy is pissed at you and wont grant any of them. ;)

I wish some one would wash my truck.

(Great thread for wasting time)

Granted, but it was in female moose pheromones during mating season!

I wish stupidity wasn't the main reason for our job security.

-w

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(Great thread for wasting time)

Granted, but it was in female moose pheromones during mating season!

I wish stupidity wasn't the main reason for our job security.

-w

Wish granted now you have no job security and you are on umemployment.

I wish I had a new hobby

Thanks I waste time when I am not working or causing trouble ;)

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Wish granted now you have no job security and you are on umemployment.

I wish I had a new hobby

Thanks I waste time when I am not working or causing trouble ;)

Wish granted your new hobby is picking your nose

I wish I could help my son feel better while cutting teeth

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wish granted know he feels better but his teeth came in and he bites you

I wish I had a pink fuzzy bunny named terri

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wish granted know he feels better but his teeth came in and he bites you

I wish I had a pink fuzzy bunny named terri

Wish granted but she is the mascot for the killer bunnies hockey team and you have to carry all their equipement.

I wish there was no way out.

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