I wish game.

[FireMedic65]

wish granted but you can only say what is important to others not to you

i wish i would stop itching

Granted, to scratched off all your skin

I wish I had pizza.

[itku2er]

Wish granted you now have a pizza but its only crust and leaves

I wish I had my lawn mowed

[FireMedic65]

Wish granted you now have a pizza but its only crust and leaves

I wish I had my lawn mowed

You DID mow your lawn. You can't remember because you now have alzheimers.

I wish I had another pizza, a WHOLE pizza.

[itku2er]

You DID mow your lawn. You can't remember because you now have alzheimers.

I wish I had another pizza, a WHOLE pizza.

You have a whole pizza now but arent able to eat it because its infested with ants and roaches.

I wish I had a new living room floor

[joesph]

wish granted you have a lovely new wood floor made of recycled barn wood. The down side is every time you mop it smells like cow shit (this actually happened)

I wish I could discover a cure for stupidity

[itku2er]

wish granted you have a lovely new wood floor made of recycled barn wood. The down side is every time you mop it smells like cow shit (this actually happened)

I wish I could discover a cure for stupidity

Wish granted but the only people left in the world are nerds

I wish the snow would stop

[Jeepluv77]

Granted. The snow has stopped, the sun has come out, and it's 96 degrees and muggy from all the evaporating snowfall.

I wish I had some kfc for lunch.

[itku2er]

Granted. The snow has stopped, the sun has come out, and it's 96 degrees and muggy from all the evaporating snowfall.

I wish I had some kfc for lunch.

Wish granted but they only have chicken livers....

I wish I had a new watch mine died!

[Jeepluv77]

Wish granted but they only have chicken livers....

I wish I had a new watch mine died!

Wish granted, but it came from a cracker jack box and doesn't actually have any moving parts.

I wish I could get the bees to get away from my front door.

[itku2er]

Wish granted, but it came from a cracker jack box and doesn't actually have any moving parts.

I wish I could get the bees to get away from my front door.

Wish granted but the bees are gone only to be replaced with those pesky cute but flocking lady bugs.

I wish my NCLEX was over and I was an RN