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Wish is granted Richard you are now on a cruise but its a tom sawyer boat and you are drifting out into nowhere.

I wish that people understood me.

Cannot grant...... male brain cannot compute....... trying to understand woman..... DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER WILL ROBINSON

I wish Terri and I starred in movies together ;)

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Celticcare said

I wish Terri and I starred in movies together ;)

Wish Central grants, and then you are called in front of a Congressional Committee, along with Larry Flint, for investigation of pornography. Afterwards, in a back alley, Terri pulls a Glock out...

(Never gonna happen to me, as I don't even have a pornograph.

lol)

I wish I had some will power to not overeat as I currently do (and that Tom Sawyer boat trip sounds inviting too, but that wish is for another day).

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I wish I had some will power to not overeat as I currently do (and that Tom Sawyer boat trip sounds inviting too, but that wish is for another day).

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Wish granted but now you are being chased by a wooly mammoth.

I wish I had the money to have my groceries delivered so I don't have to take a toddler to the store.

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Wish granted but now you are being chased by a wooly mammoth.

I wish I had the money to have my groceries delivered so I don't have to take a toddler to the store.

Wish granted now the groceries are delivered but you are sued cause the toddler beat up the grocery man.

I wish I could go on a hot air balloon ride.

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Wish granted now the groceries are delivered but you are sued cause the toddler beat up the grocery man.

I wish I could go on a hot air balloon ride.

Wish granted but now you are in a hot air balloon with Rev Al Sharpton, Don Imus, Gearge Bush Jr., and Paris Hilton and the balloon ride is a week long.

I wish that my house could clean itself

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granted now your house is a self cleaning litterbox

I wish terri smelled better:D

Wish is granted the only draw back is that what ever smell terri had is now on you for ever and eternity

I wish the people would let other people know what mistakes they made so they don't make them again

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Wish is granted the only draw back is that what ever smell terri had is now on you for ever and eternity

I wish the people would let other people know what mistakes they made so they don't make them again

Wish granted now there are no more mistakes but the down is is they cost the tax payers 100000 dollars.

I wish the Easter bunny would bring me what Santa didnt.

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Wish granted now there are no more mistakes but the down is is they cost the tax payers 100000 dollars.

I wish the Easter bunny would bring me what Santa didnt.

Wish granted but now there is no more christmas because for the easter bunny to do that it had to kill Santa.

I wish that people would see live from my own sick and twisted (according to certain people) perspective and realize I am a truly nice person

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