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wish is granted but know you have to go to flight school and become her one and only boy toy

i wish i was in nz cuddling scotty

Granted but you would have to wedge between terri and myself.

I wish the rain would be decent heavy rain not this drizzle we are getting....

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Wish granted. You have heavy rains, but they aren't gonna stop for a long while. Might wanna start building that ark.

I wish there was more time in the day so I could fight in rescue work.

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Wish granted. You have heavy rains, but they aren't gonna stop for a long while. Might wanna start building that ark.

I wish there was more time in the day so I could fight in rescue work.

Wish granted now you have 24 hours of daylight and you are required to work until the sun goes down...poor poor kid.

I wish that the hot tub I soaked in tonight didn't smell funny

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I wish the wind and rain would go away

Wish Central grants the wish, now the planet is in trouble due to the drought from worldwide lack of rain, also causing the oceans to dry up, killing off the fish we'd otherwise use instead of crops, cattle, and other farm animals, for food.

I wish that all employed can work hard enough to know they earned their paychecks, but not hard enough to tire themselves out.

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Wish Central grants the wish, now the planet is in trouble due to the drought from worldwide lack of rain, also causing the oceans to dry up, killing off the fish we'd otherwise use instead of crops, cattle, and other farm animals, for food.

I wish that all employed can work hard enough to know they earned their paychecks, but not hard enough to tire themselves out.

Congratulations! Your wish has been granted and everyone who is employed works just hard enough to feel like they really earned their paychecks but not hard enough to tire themselves out. Unfortunately, what with the economy being the way it is, that paycheck amounts to a grand sum of $38.92, and that's every OTHER week.

I wish the guy that broke into my car the other night and stole/broke everything inside gets hit by some harsh (and preferably painful) karma.

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BAM !!! wish granted but now you have been hit by an anvil!! life isnt fair...........

i wish for no wishes and have a normal sane life

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i wish for no wishes and have a normal sane life

Wish Central advises they cannot grant that wish. EMS and Normal Sane Lives are utterly incompatible!

I wish afib some Tylenol 3 for the headache from being hit by that anvil.

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Wish Central advises they cannot grant that wish. EMS and Normal Sane Lives are utterly incompatible!

I wish afib some Tylenol 3 for the headache from being hit by that anvil.

Wish granted Afib has Tylenol #3 but it only comes in suspository form.

I wish I could ride a star,

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