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I wish I could ride a star,

Wish Central asks for specifications as to which horse you want to jockey at the Kentucky Derby, then the wish is granted. That horse is going to be a star, anyway.

I wish my Lady J could get her regular teaching paraprofessional position back, at the New York City Department of Education, instead of this almost nonexistant "posting" of a substitute teaching paraprofessional.

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Wish Central asks for specifications as to which horse you want to jockey at the Kentucky Derby, then the wish is granted. That horse is going to be a star, anyway.

I wish my Lady J could get her regular teaching paraprofessional position back, at the New York City Department of Education, instead of this almost nonexistant "posting" of a substitute teaching paraprofessional.

Just for you Richard this wish is granted with no draw backs and a pay raise!

I wish there were no fake people that every one was real.

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your wish is granted but they are all real buttholes

I wish for rainbows

Granted however your city is now full of leprichauns looking for their gold.

I wish people at work would respect me, for my knowledge and skills and not harrass me because of my gender.

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Granted however your city is now full of leprichauns looking for their gold.

I wish people at work would respect me, for my knowledge and skills and not harrass me because of my gender.

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Wish granted you have their respect but are fired because of them.

I wish there was an easy answer for everything.

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well your wish is granted but now you cant stop asking questions and everyone wants to put duck tape over you mouth

i wish that I was always happy and my family was normal

PS GO CANUCKS GO

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Going back to Terri's wish to "ride a star", we now know that the star is the Derby winner, "Mine That Bird".

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I wish I could go back in time, and not learn what I have learned about someone I thought I knew about.

I wish for the power to alter other's emotions.

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I wish I could go back in time, and not learn what I have learned about someone I thought I knew about.

I wish for the power to alter other's emotions.

Wish granted but know everyone is a emotionless robot that apes your emotions.

I wish I had a job at a (all womens) nudist beach picking sand out of belly buttons

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Wish granted but know everyone is a emotionless robot that apes your emotions.

I wish I had a job at a (all womens) nudist beach picking sand out of belly buttons

Wish granted JJ but they are all 110 years old and wrinkled!

I wish that everyone could have one wish granted as soon as they say it.

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