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Wish granted JJ but they are all 110 years old and wrinkled!

I wish that everyone could have one wish granted as soon as they say it.

Wish granted Terri says "you know I wish I had " Octuplets"

Wish granted Terri says "you know I wish I had " Octuplets"

I wish I could get lucky with my wife

Lets find out

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Wish granted Terri says "you know I wish I had " Octuplets"

I wish I could get lucky with my wife

Lets find out

Wish granted but you will die the next day(only thing I could come up with sorry)

I wish that life was not always so complicated

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Wish granted but you will die the next day(only thing I could come up with sorry)

I wish that life was not always so complicated

Wish granted but know all you get to eat 7 days a week three times a day is luck warm oatmeal

(no sugar)

And terris wish didnt work I asked and she said NO

I wish i was fishing for marlin right know

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Wish granted you are now fishing for marlin but you catch mobey dick and are now swallowed whole.

I wish I coud see the light at the end of the tunnel.

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I wish I could see the light at the end of the tunnel.

Wish Central is uneasy granting that wish, as almost everybody knows the light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming express train.

Almost 20 years ago, Lady J and I were robbed at gunpoint. One item stolen from me was my department issued badge, which looked a lot like an NYPD badge.

My nasty and vindictive wish is that the 2 thieves who robbed us try to use the badge to steal from a street drug dealer, everyone pulls a firearm, and fatally shoots each other, with no civilian casualties, thereby eliminating at least 2 problems.

(Sorry about that one, for the first time in a long while I had a flashback to that stairwell!)

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Granted. You are all locked in a laboratory having your DNA studied for being exact replicas of each other.

I wish I had the wisdom of Solomon.

Poof! your wish is granted but you are now wearing a robe, and..... ;)

Wish I could be skinny

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Wish granted but you lost to much weight and are trying to put it back on

I wish that the year end audit was over

Shazam!!!! your wish is granted. And the governments computers just crashed and now you owe $69,000,000.00. You must be mistaken so you thought but your Bill Gates and you have no money left.

I wish I could help the community in the pin the tail on the donkey game...

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Shazam!!!! your wish is granted. And the governments computers just crashed and now you owe $69,000,000.00. You must be mistaken so you thought but your Bill Gates and you have no money left.

I wish I could help the community in the pin the tail on the donkey game...

Wish granted accept the only donkey is real and peta arrests you.

I wish I had the ONE wish that i really want to come true.

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Wish granted accept the only donkey is real and peta arrests you.

I wish I had the ONE wish that i really want to come true.

wish granted you wake up in the morning to find a flight medic in your bed. Sadly its a girl

I wish ambulances had espresso machines in them

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