The most awful thing you've ever said about a call.

[WolfmanHarris]

So I had a VSA call a couple weeks back; patient was obviously dead lying in bed and husband was in the kitchen freaking. It was about 0430. After PD had taken over the scene and we were sitting at the base completing paperwork I turned to my preceptor and asked, "So what do you think wakes you up when you're lying in bed with a dead body." He shrugged and said, "Probably all the heat loss making you cold."

I nodded a second and couldn't help myself, "So you roll over and groan, 'Jesus Christ your feet are cold.' or 'F*&^! Stop hogging the blankets." We killed ourselves laughing.

So my question is, what are some of the worst jokes you've made about a call? You know those awful bit of morose humour that you can't help but let out from time to time and that no one outside of EMS would ever find funny.