Elderly Couple Engagement

[itku2er]

> Elderly Couple Engagement

>

> Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited

> about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the

> wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

>

> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?

> The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

>

> Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

>

> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

> Pharmacist: "All kinds."

>

> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

> Pharmacist: "Definitely."

>

> Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

> Pharmacist: "You bet!"

>

> Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

>

> Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

> Parkinson's disease?"

> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

>

> Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

> Pharmacist: "We sure do."

>

> Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

> Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

>

> Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

> Pharmacist: "Sure."

>

> Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[Kiwiology]

LMAO that was good for a laugh

[firedoc5]

Now that's a good one.