LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

[tniuqs]

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the

stranger turned to her and said,

'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a

conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and

said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and

he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.

But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat

the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a

cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,

thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea...'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to

discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

[Richard B the EMT]

Ouch.

You go, little girl!