DUMBEST THING EVER HEARD ON THE RADIO/SCANNER

[Just Plain Ruff]

The cucumber thing is too funny

you just knew what it was gonna be from that dispatcher. No more words were necessary

[ERDoc]

It gives a new definition to tossing your salad! :twisted:

[Michael]

I've heard of being in a pickle, but...

[PRPGfirerescuetech]

Dispatch notes: "27 year old female, nude in the front yard, playing card stuck in her vagina"

Crew: "Oooook?"

Notification: "County ###-## notification..."

County: "###-##?"

Crew: "Enroute to _________ Hospital with a Class 4, 27 year old female, work up after inappropriate relations with a queen of hearts...2 minutes"

[webby2525]

Seems as though I need to move east cuz I havent had any calls like that...Magic trick failed maybe?

[Ridryder 911]

Wasn't there a song .."playing with a Queen of Hearts....you know it is not very smart ?"...

R/R 911

[rat115]

I have to admit that I've not been on any like those last two yet.

[Medic1073]

I hope this doesn't brake any rules, but seriously, we got dispatched as follows:

"Attention EMS, need you to respond to ______, for an elderly male choking on his chicken" When we asked for FD assistance, they dispatched them as "Need you to respond to ____ for EMS assist, reference to an elderly male choking on a piece of chicken"

Ended up being an elderly male (with a G-Tube mind you), who had aspirated on chicken soup!! Aspiration lung sounds are nasty!!

[Goose]

we got dispatched to a "27 year old female with liver pains, shes on her second bottle of tequila"

and my favorite "we need you to respond to a domestic between a women and her invisible husband"

[emsdave]

3frank17 respond to ******** male unconscious, breathing, complaining of hip pain. ](*,)