DUMBEST THING EVER HEARD ON THE RADIO/SCANNER

[aline]

Covering for a small, local fire department when their only ambulance was in the shop. Over our portable.....

"7xx need you enroute to ****** for a blow job. Officers ETA is 20 minutes."

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"2xx need you enroute to ********, Pt has right hand pain and groin pain." With his mic still open the male dispatcher says: "How the hell did that happen?"

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It was the same dispatcher both times.

Needless to say we were all dying of laughter. :wink:

[Coach Hohman]

Covering for a small, local fire department when their only ambulance was in the shop. Over our portable.....

"7xx need you enroute to ****** for a blow job. Officers ETA is 20 minutes."

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"2xx need you enroute to ********, Pt has right hand pain and groin pain." With his mic still open the male dispatcher says: "How the hell did that happen?"

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It was the same dispatcher both times.

Needless to say we were all dying of laughter. :wink:

A Blowjob?!?! What in the hell was the real chief complaint? I woulda ran code 3 regardless lol

[aline]

It was actually a Code 2 to a Blood Draw. The dispatcher had been having 'another' converstaion and it infiltrated that dispatch. He refused to believe that he had said it, despite all the crews ragging on him about it, unitl a supervisor pulled the tape for him to listen too.

[Guest Beegers]

It was actually a Code 2 to a Blood Draw. The dispatcher had been having 'another' converstaion and it infiltrated that dispatch. He refused to believe that he had said it, despite all the crews ragging on him about it, unitl a supervisor pulled the tape for him to listen too.

And what was his reaction?! :twisted:

[aline]

He was in shock...He just knew his job was gone. We were all laughing about it.

Fortunatly, the supervisor was cool and didn't take it to management.

He just told the guy to be more aware of what he was saying on the air.

"Yes, Sir!"

:wink:

[Guest Beegers]

And he's lucky that government services weren't listening in

[aline]

How true, how true.

[uglymedic]

*** EMS and *** rescue, you have a run for a car into a tree. Time out 2143.

My partner: "Central Alpha one..."

Central: "Go ahead"

My partner: "We're going to need to know where that tree is located..."

Central: "Oh, right! It's at..."

Just one of those moments!

ugly

[madmedic8522]

841: respond for a fracture of the.......ummm.......5th extremity!

classic "get-a-way"(private), in STL!

madmedic

[Imagine89]

Not stupid, but certainly amusing.

Dispatch: Control to 811

Officer: 811

Dispatch: Could you head down to XXXXroad for a possible domestic?

Officer: Sure thing derek

Dispatch: recieved, but i'm not derek

Officer: Yes you are.