DUMBEST THING EVER HEARD ON THE RADIO/SCANNER

[Timmy]

When ever I jump on the radio it sounds pretty dumb lol

[Upton4785]

When I was working as an EMT at an amusement park, every friday and saturday night, they'd have fireworks. One EMT would be posted by the lakeside, another at the First Aid station, and the third would be on a boat near the barge where the fireworks were launched from.

"253 to Dispatch, I'm on the lake for fireworks detail."

"Dispatch to 253, wait a minute, are you on the boat, or are you IN the lake?"

I don't know if anyone else will find that funny, but I was laughing my ass off.

[firedoc5]

When I was working as an EMT at an amusement park, every friday and saturday night, they'd have fireworks. One EMT would be posted by the lakeside, another at the First Aid station, and the third would be on a boat near the barge where the fireworks were launched from.

"253 to Dispatch, I'm on the lake for fireworks detail."

"Dispatch to 253, wait a minute, are you on the boat, or are you IN the lake?"

I don't know if anyone else will find that funny, but I was laughing my ass off.

I would have responded back that I was skinny dipping. :blob:

[Richard B the EMT]

Sounds like the dispatcher was simply being silly.

[firedoc5]

When ever I jump on the radio it sounds pretty dumb lol

Yea, guess all that crunching and banging and all is hilarious. :blob6:

[firedoc5]

We had a report of a shooting in "south town". The owner of the ambulance service, over the radio warned us, "You boys watch your a$$ down there". Ricky looked at me, I looked at Ricky and neither one of us could respond back and actually couldn't speak without laughing until we got to the shooting.

[tuntav1110]

Capt.: Hay Earl!!

Earl: What.

Capt.: You comin to the far

Earl: Yeah

Capt.: Bring us some cigarettes we're running a little low up here

Dispatch: This station is for official use only

Capt.: this is official

[tradesman531]

Just a few minutes ago, I heard the following on the sheriff's dept frequency:

"Unit 89, Unit 74, respond to Walmart on a report of a 10-10 verbal (argument) between a woman and a seven year old. RP (reporting party) reports that it appears the 7 year old is winning"

Anyone else have any good ones?

THE ONLY THING FUNNIER IS A FOLLOW-UP CALL ON THE RADIO"SEVEN YEAR OLD GETS ASS BEAT MOM WINS...

[stretmediq]

PT is refusing CPR

[firedoc5]

"Dispatch, where's Campground Rd. ?"

" 5Ida26, by the Campground, stupid!!!"