My favorite dead celebrity joke

[Kaisu]

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcet and Ed Mcmann getting for Christmas?

Patrick Swayze

[HellsBells]

That is a sick, cruel, offensive joke.

That is a sick, cruel, offensive joke.

...Which is why its so funny.

Back when JFK Jr. died in a plane crash and Chris Reeve was paralyzed my favorite joke was...

Why didn't Supermean save JFK Jr.?

Because he's in a fucking wheelchair

[Richard B the EMT]

(Slowly leaves room, turning off light, closing door, and locking it from the outside...)

[joesph]

Micheal jackson died of food poisoning he swallowed a 12 yr old nut

[funkytomtom]

Farrah Fawcet arrives in heaven and God says, "Well, you've led a good life and I feel like I owe you one, I will grant you one wish," to which Farrah says "I just want all the children to be safe."

[Lone Star]

(Slowly leaves room, turning off light, closing door, and locking it from the outside...)

*Adds a padlock and hasp to further secure the room*

[crotchitymedic1986]

no, mj choked on a 10 year old weinny

[aussiephil]

Michael Jackson was Black, then White, then Blue..........

[Richard B the EMT]

Richard Pryor was badly burned in a hash pipe explosion. Michael Jackson's hair caught fire from a pyrotechnical device during filming of a soda commercial. George Carlin had a heart attack. Jokes from then included...

Richard Pryor got burned by "coke", Michael Jackson got burned by Pepsi.

Carlin commented...

I'm one up on Richard with heart attacks, he's one up on me running down the street while burning to death.

[Kiwiology]

Michael Jackson was Black, then White, then Blue..........

.... then grey