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What is light brown and often found in a baby's diaper ? MJs hand.

How can you tell MJ has a hot date ? There is a bigwheel in front of his house

How does MJ pick his nose ? From the plastic surgeon's catalogue

What was MJs last song ? Dont let your son go down on me.

What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs ? A sleeppver party at MJs house

What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision? Foreplay.

What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common? Both get turned on by kids!!!

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

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