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Involuntary Muscle Contraction

paramedicmike

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A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom...........

-be safe

Jeepluv77 Newbie

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Thanks for the laugh Mike! That's a good one! Needed that! :lol:

Dustdevil Newbie

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ROFLMAO! That's awesome! :lol:

itku2er Newbie

itku2er

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Pass me some smelling salt the stuff shirt told a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :punk:

*Wonders if the world is about to end* ;);)

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