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Just Plain Ruff

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Just Plain Ruff

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A man wandering around a fairground enters a fortune tellers tent for a laugh. "I see you are the father of two" says the seer, gazing into her crystal ball.

"Ha!!! That's what you think" says the man scornfully "I'm a father of three"

"Ha!!!" says the fortune teller, "That's what you think"

Richard B the EMT Newbie

Richard B the EMT

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When I was a child, my mother was able to tell the future from cards.

She'd tell me exactly what was going to happen to me when my dad saw my report card!

itku2er Newbie

itku2er

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:lol::lol::lol:

I want my fortune told....Riff Raff that was funny

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