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Three blondes are on a nature hike.

The first says "Look, rabbit tracks!"

The second replies "No... no... those are bear tracks."

The third one got hit by the train

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why did the blonde get in a wreck? she got her foot caught in the stirring wheel trying to dim the lights.

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blonde #1 - "I wonder which is closer.... The ocean or the moon?

Blonde #2 (sarcasticly) - "WELL DUHHH.... Can you SEE the ocean??"

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