Irish Medical Dictionary

[aussiephil]

ARTERY - - - - - - - - - The Study of Paintings

BACTERIA - - - - - - - Back Door of a Cafeteria

BARIUM - - - - What Doctors Do When Patients Die

BOWEL - - - - - A Letter Like A. E. I. 0 or U.

CAESARIAN SECTION - - - A Neighbourhood in Rome

CAT SCAN - - - - - - - - - Searching for Kitty

CAUTERISE - - --- - - Made Eye-Contact With Her

COMA - - - - - - - - - - - - A Punctuation Mark

D & C - - - - - - - - - - - Where Washington Is

DILATE - - - - - - - - - - - - - To Live Longer

ENEMA - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Not A Friend

FESTER - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Quicker

FIBULA - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A Small Lie

GENITAL - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Not A Jew

G. I. SERIES - - - - - - - - A Soldier Ballgame

HANGNAIL - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Coat Hook

IMPOTENT - - - - - - Distinguished, Well-Known

LABOUR PAIN - - - - - - - Getting Hurt At Work

MEDICAL STAFF - - - - - - - - - - Doctors Cane

MORBID - - - - - - - - --- - - - A Higher Offer

NITRATES - - - - - - - - Cheaper Than Day Rates

NODE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Was Aware Of

OUTPATIENT - - - - - - A Person Who Has Fainted

PAP SMEAR - - - - - - - - - - A Fatherhood Test

PELVIS - - - - - - - - - - - A Cousin To Elvis

RECOVERY ROOM - - - - - Place To Do Upholstery

RECTUM - - - - - - - - - Bloody Near Killed Them

SECRETION - - - - - - - - - - Hiding Something

SEIZURE - - - - - - - - - - - - - Roman Emperor

TABLET - - - - - - - - - - - - - A Small Table

TERMINAL ILLNESS - - Getting Sick At The Airport

TUMOUR - - - - - - - - - - - - - More Than One

URINE - - - - - - - - - Opposite Of Youre Out

VARICOSE - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Nearby

VEIN - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Conceited

[Richard B the EMT]

Old, but still effective.

[aussiephil]

Old, but still effective.

We could say the same for some in EMS - Medicnorth, owley, tniuqs etc.....

[FireMedic65]

funny stuff

[OwleyMedic]

And the "oldest" of them all is Phil....

[Richard B the EMT]

While I am not Irish, except, of course, at St Patricks Day Parades, I am going to be 56 in 2 weeks, and spent 37 years on ambulances. Am I old enough?

[aussiephil]

While I am not Irish, except, of course, at St Patricks Day Parades, I am going to be 56 in 2 weeks, and spent 37 years on ambulances. Am I old enough?

I guess so, but you still have a way to go to catch the likes of owley......ut then everyone has a LONG way to go to catch owley

[OwleyMedic]

I guess so, but you still have a way to go to catch the likes of owley......ut then everyone has a LONG way to go to catch owley

Have you been told today phil

[aussiephil]

Have you been told today phil

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