RIP Cardiologist

[aussiephil]

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a Majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.

"I'm a Gynaecologist ......."

[Jess-Emt-IV student]

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again. It was a Majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter.

Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Mister?"

"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.

"I'm a Gynaecologist ......."

lol

[Lone Star]

A widow was overheard at her husband's funeral:

"You know, I was married 3 times. The first was a gynocologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.

My second husband was an entrepaneur, and all he did was talk about it.

My third husband (the one in the coffin) was a stamp collector, and all he did was.....God, I'm gonna miss him!!"

[aussiephil]

A widow was overheard at her husband's funeral:

"You know, I was married 3 times. The first was a gynocologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.

My second husband was an entrepaneur, and all he did was talk about it.

My third husband (the one in the coffin) was a stamp collector, and all he did was.....God, I'm gonna miss him!!"

I don't get it. Can you explain that one Uncle Loner????????